Taxidermist
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A guy walks into a bar down in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybody
sitting around the bar looked up, surprised, and the bartender looks around
and says, "You ain't from around here... where you from, boy?".

The guy says, "I'm from Pennsylvania."

The bartender asks, "What do you do up in Pennsylvania?"

The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... what the hell is a taxidermist?"

The guy says "I mount dead animals."

The bartender smiles and shouts to the whole bar, "It's okay boys, he's one
of us!"