Sex in the Retirement Home
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An old lady in a retirement home sees a sign on the bulletin board that
reads: "SEX FOR WOMEN. INQUIRE AT ROOM 2342." The old lady hasn't had sex
in twenty years, so she decides to check it out.

She moves her walker slowly towards room 2342 and sees a HANDSOME elderly
man inside. She enters the room and asks him about the sign. "You've come
to the right place," he says. The rates are $5.00 for sex on the floor,
$10.00 for sex on the bed, and $15.00 for sex on the bed with a full body
massage afterwards.

The old lady gets excited and hands the guy $15.00.

"Good choice", he says, "the massage is worth the extra $5.00."

"THE HELL WITH THAT!" the old lady says. "I want it three times on the
floor."