Send a message
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A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her
mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300 she exclaimed: "I
don't have that kind of money!! But I would do ANYTHING to get a message to
my mother in Poland!" The man arched an eyebrow. "Anything?" "Yes,
anything," the blonde promised. With that, the man said: "Follow me." He
walked into the next room and ordered: "Come in and close the door." She
did. He then said: "Get down on your knees." She did. Then he said: "Take
down my zipper." She did. He said: "Go ahead....take it out." She took it
out and grabbed hold of it with both hands. The man closed his eyes and
whispered: "Well....go ahead!" The blonde slowly brought her lips closer,
and while holding it close to her lips she said loudly: "Hello... Mom?"