A Really Bad Day
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There's this guy on a bar, just looking at his drink He stays like that for
half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-maker truck driver steps next to him,
and drinks what he was staring at. The poor man starts crying. The truck
driver says "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll pay you another
drink. I just can't see a man crying." "No, it's not that." Said the man
"This day is the worst of my life. First, I oversleep, and get in late to
my office. My boss, outraged, fires me. when I leave the building, and go
to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I
get a cab to return home, and when i get to the front door of my home, I
realise i left my wallet and credit cards in the cab. The cab driver has
driven away. I go inside my home, and when I go upstairs, I find my wife in
bed with the gardener. I leave my home, and come to this bar. When I was
thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison
cocktail I just mixed...